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"Yes, I'm late, but I don't have a watch and it's overcast: how am I supposed to tell the time?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Dr. Roo.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Mars Poppins

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Can that be right?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Time Machine Collision.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"I come from the future."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Atomic Bear: Part 18

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'