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'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Can that be right?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Time Management

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Grandfather Clock

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'