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"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"Robin Hood and Maid Marian… and 'Trixie'"

Back to the Holidays

"If we cut our dividend, reduce inventory, and time travel to the 13th century, we should be able to last another year."

"Ahoy-hoy! I, Daryl Scatman, am the first man to time travel 416 years into the future!"

'I wonder which era our luggage went to?'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'

'Honey, who'll be the first to try your time machine?'

"Okay...Maybe it is funny, a guy inventing a time machine that only works one way...But at least I did it..."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"