Time Travel Fanatic T-Shirts

"It's a Time Machine. I invented it next week!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Sundial Time

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'