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'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'

'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."

Time machine - "It takes you back doesn't it."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Apparently his main experience is in futures.

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

"I'm you. I've come from 35 years in the Future. And I still don't understand Bitcoin!"

'I've traveled back in time to warn you...in the future you'll be charged a fee to watch television AND the commercials, you'll need a computer to hear music, and morons roam the streets with tiny phones they talk extremely loud into!'

"C'on. We have to have a two and a zero."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"The doctor wants a new flux capacitor for the time machine, so all the stat turnaround times will be done yesterday."

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Hitchhiking timetraveller.

Mummy clocking in at a museum.

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"The time machine works. Now I have to plug it in, and go right back."

'Am I there yet?'

"Graham is building a time-machine that will take us back to when you could offend someone without them taking offence."

'Maybe we need to type in something more specific than 'back in the day'.'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"I've figured our how to balance our household budget -- All we need is a time machine."

Another time-travel 'pair o'ducks.'

'It's a testament to both his genius and lack of ambition that Pat invented a time machine that only transports him to five o'clock.'

'I assume you have paper work to back up all these time travel business expenses.'

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

The Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Time Machine.

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."