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"My dream is to open an antique store. But I can't find anything that's old yet."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Can that be right?"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'