Time Travel Enthusiast Pillows

'Long term investment success requires a clear picture of the future, and that's going to be your job, Ted...'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Welding - the search for meaning begins.

Apparently his main experience is in futures.

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

'I've traveled back in time to warn you...in the future you'll be charged a fee to watch television AND the commercials, you'll need a computer to hear music, and morons roam the streets with tiny phones they talk extremely loud into!'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"You want to tell me that you've developed a time machine? And it really works? C'mon, you're kidding, Prof. Hashmich!"

'Am I there yet?'

Mummy clocking in at a museum.

'Maybe we need to type in something more specific than 'back in the day'.'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

"The time machine works. Now I have to plug it in, and go right back."

"I'm you. I've come from 35 years in the Future. And I still don't understand Bitcoin!"

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"C'on. We have to have a two and a zero."

"Graham is building a time-machine that will take us back to when you could offend someone without them taking offence."

"We’re off to happy hour. Where are you headed?" "1987. For cheaper gas, a better hairline and quieter knees."

"I'm you from the future. I came back to warn you not to order the scallops-the sauce is a little too creamy."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"I've been sent from the future to stop Harper Lee from complicating the legacy of a beloved fictional character."

"I don't think he has properly adjusted to his new circumstances."

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

The Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Time Machine.

Institute of Time Travel

"Time travel is real, but only forward and very slowly."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."