Timekeeper Aficionado Gifts

"Pardon me, do you have the time?"

'I've got to run. See you in an hour.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Can that be right?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'