Timekeeping Aficionado Gifts

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'You're early.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"You're late."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

Spiv

Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Freedom!

Clockwork Doll

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Where have you been for the last hour!

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Waiting for home time