Timekeeping Aficionado Gifts

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'You're early.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Can that be right?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Spiv

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Waiting for home time

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Where have you been for the last hour!

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'