Timing Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for the timing aficionado who appreciates the art of punctuality and the beauty of time? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that celebrate a love of clocks, watches, and the perfect moment. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who never miss a beat.

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"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

A watch face with Stonehenge

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

Hourglass Dumptruck

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"You're late."

"You're late."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

When pedants take a break.

When pedants take a break.

Spiv

Spiv

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Waiting for home time

Waiting for home time

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Caution Watch Dog

Caution Watch Dog

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

Timing Aficionado Gifts Collection

Timing Aficionado Mugs

Explore our range of timing aficionado mugs, featuring clever clocks and witty sayings to start any morning right.

Timing Aficionado Pillows

Add comfort and style with pillows designed for the timing aficionado, blending humor with tasteful time-inspired artwork.

Timing Aficionado Prints

Browse our collection of artistic prints that celebrate the beauty of time, perfect for decorating any space with a love for punctuality.

Timing Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our pun-filled t-shirts crafted for those who love to show off their passion for perfect timing and punctuality.