
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
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'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
Valentine's Day
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"
"Can that be right?"
clock shopkeeper says timing is everything
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,
'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'
Hourglass Dumptruck
"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'
"You're late."
'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'
'I think I know what makes you tick!'
"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
When pedants take a break.
'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'
Spiv
Where have you been for the last hour!
Track runner running out of track
"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"
Freedom!
Waiting for home time
"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."
Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.
"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."
"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
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