
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
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"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
'This might not be the time or place to mention that there is a time and place for everything.'
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Non-Jet Lag.
Bad times to sneeze
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
"You're late."
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
'Safe!'
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
When pedants take a break.
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
New Belief Systems
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
Valentine's Day
Track runner running out of track
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'
"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."
'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'
Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.
'You are supposed to be here.'
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
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