Comedic Timing Expert Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for someone with legendary comedic timing? Our collection offers witty and humorous items designed to honor their talent for making everyone laugh. From clever mugs to art prints, find a thoughtful surprise that matches their quick wit and love for comedy.

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'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."

"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Kissing Prompt

Kissing Prompt

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Safe!'

'Safe!'

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

When pedants take a break.

When pedants take a break.

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Almost Your Time.

Almost Your Time.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

God's turnaround time.

God's turnaround time.

"I'd like to take things slow, Al, so instead of a goodnight kiss I'm going to poke you a few times with this stick."

"I'd like to take things slow, Al, so instead of a goodnight kiss I'm going to poke you a few times with this stick."

Comedic Timing Expert Gifts Collection

Comedic Timing Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for comedy aficionados—perfect for those who excel in delivering timely jokes and punchlines.

Comedic Timing Expert Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty captions or clever designs that celebrate the art of comedy and perfect punchlines.

Comedic Timing Expert Prints

Browse our prints featuring humorous quotes and fun designs, perfect for brightening up any comedy lover’s home or office.

Comedic Timing Expert T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that showcase humor and timing—ideal gifts for stand-up comedians or comedy buffs who love to make others laugh.