Comedic Timing Wizard Gifts

Looking for a gift for the comedic timing wizard in your life? Whether they’re a stand-up star or just love to make people laugh, our collection of funny and playful items captures their creative spirit. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts and humorous prints, these gifts are perfect for anyone who masters the art of humor and timing. Surprise them with a gift that celebrates their unique sense of comedy and leaves a lasting smile.

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Kissing Prompt

Kissing Prompt

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"You keep impeccable time."

"You keep impeccable time."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

Deadlines, Inc.

Deadlines, Inc.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Father Time Management

Father Time Management

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

Time change

Time change

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

'It's hard to meet out time management guidelines now that all our clocks are on Bombay time.'

'It's hard to meet out time management guidelines now that all our clocks are on Bombay time.'

Comedic Timing Wizard Gifts Collection

Comedic Timing Wizard Mugs

Discover more hilarious mugs crafted for the comedic timing wizard. Perfect for brightening their mornings and giving a daily dose of laughter.

Comedic Timing Wizard Pillows

Find funny and charming pillows that add personality to any room. A great gift for the comedic timing wizard to relax and chuckle.

Comedic Timing Wizard Prints

Browse our humorous prints that capture the essence of perfect timing. Ideal for decorating their creative space.

Comedic Timing Wizard T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty t-shirts for the comedic genius. Ideal for making a statement and showcasing their sharp sense of humor.