
Kissing Prompt
Celebrate their quick wit with a mug that captures their comedic timing. Perfect for coffee lovers and humor enthusiasts alike, these mugs are a fun way to start every day with a smile.
Kissing Prompt
"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
"You keep impeccable time."
'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'
"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."
Deadlines, Inc.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
Father Time Management
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"
'I find that coming in late and leaving early makes the day go by faster.'
'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'
'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'
'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'
Time change
"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"
"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."
"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"
"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'
'It's hard to meet out time management guidelines now that all our clocks are on Bombay time.'
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