"I'm getting mugged? Really?! this is my first time. What do I do?"
Comedic Timing Experts Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors comedic timing experts? Whether it's a talented stand-up, a master of punchlines, or someone who loves the art of comedy, our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their knack for timing and humor. Celebrate the comedic genius with clever designs that will make any joke land perfectly. These playful items are sure to bring a smile and applause from those who appreciate hilarious timing.
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Kissing Prompt
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
When pedants take a break.
"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."
'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'
Valentine's Day
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
Almost Your Time.
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.
'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
"I'd like to take things slow, Al, so instead of a goodnight kiss I'm going to poke you a few times with this stick."
God's turnaround time.
"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."
"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."
'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'
Comedic Timing Experts Gifts Collection
Comedic Timing Experts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating comedic timing experts—perfect for adding humor to morning routines and coffee breaks.
Comedic Timing Experts Pillows
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Comedic Timing Experts Prints
Enhance their space with prints capturing the art of comedy. Stylish and witty, these artworks are ideal for comedy lovers.
Comedic Timing Experts T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase comedic mastery. Perfect for comedians, performers, or fans of perfect punchlines.