
'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
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'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'
Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.
Kissing Prompt
"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."
When pedants take a break.
'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'
"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."
"Complaining empowers us."
Valentine's Day
"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
Almost Your Time.
"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."
'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'
'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'
"He wasn't ready for the talk."
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.
Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.
'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'
Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.
"I'd like to take things slow, Al, so instead of a goodnight kiss I'm going to poke you a few times with this stick."
God's turnaround time.
"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."
"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."
"But after Monica, I began to wonder... Maybe I've been looking for rejection in all the wrong places!"
'I feel so bad -- my biological clock went off early and I threw it at the cat!'
Desk trays: 'Ka...' and '...Boom.'
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