Comedic Timing Detective Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates sharp wit and perfect comedic timing? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that any fan of comedy and mystery will appreciate. Whether they crack jokes on stage or solve life's puzzles with a smile, these gifts are sure to resonate with their playful and quick-witted personality. Find fun mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a punchline to their day and showcase their comedic flair.

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"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Kissing Prompt

Kissing Prompt

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'You're an inspector now?'

'You're an inspector now?'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

"His last words were: Tell Martha to pay the doctors first."

Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible

Dog on skates.

Dog on skates.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

Golf Crime Scene.

Golf Crime Scene.

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

'I'm sorry, we are looking for a different kind of party animal.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

"He wasn't ready for the talk."

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

Horse bolts from Horse-box it sees in a carpark.

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

A bird tries to fly through a window to a bird house which is in a living room.

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

'You're doing great. I'll take over at half past. . .'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"But on the other hand..."

"But on the other hand..."

God's turnaround time.

God's turnaround time.

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."

"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

"You could add 'Men who say "Ciao!" who are not even Italian or of Italian descent' to that list."

Desk trays: 'Ka...' and '...Boom.'

Desk trays: 'Ka...' and '...Boom.'

Comedic Timing Detective Gifts Collection

Comedic Timing Detective Mugs

Looking for more witty gifts? Check out our collection of mugs designed for the comedic detective—each one ready to bring a smile to your favorite humorist.

Comedic Timing Detective Pillows

Bring more humor into their home with our playful pillows—designed for the comedic detective who loves a cozy giggle.

Comedic Timing Detective Prints

Decorate with our clever prints—an ideal gift for the comedic detective who appreciates artistry and humor combined.

Comedic Timing Detective T-Shirts

Want more standout apparel? Browse our t-shirts for the sharpest comedic timing detective—perfect for making a statement with humor.