Comedic Detective Gifts

'You're an inspector now?'

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

Golf Crime Scene.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'He died of too much money.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mission Impossible

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

When policewomen date.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

"Looks like our school district is going to change again."

"But on the other hand..."

'Fred,you've got to do something about those hiccups.'

Asbo Land

"Me? Keeping winning scratch cards? Never!! Champagne officer?"

"It says here you're never too old for sex." "At least not the way you do it."

Both human and pillow police work together to solve yet another double homicide.