Comedic Detective Gifts

'You're an inspector now?'

'Yes, it was number 4, I'm positive,'

Golf Crime Scene.

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I see travel and romance. You'll be going away soon. I see a tall, dark stranger with many tattoos."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Mission Impossible

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'He died of too much money.'

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

When policewomen date.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'We would like you to accompany us to the station, sir!'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"After eliminating all suspects...the murderer can only one person."

Police crime scene.

"Ooh, are those Reese's Pieces?"

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

"Number three. Take off the hat and sunglasses."

'Hey! Knock it off, will ya?'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

Both human and pillow police work together to solve yet another double homicide.

'Fred,you've got to do something about those hiccups.'