Normally, Maureen's Timing was Excellent
Timing Perfectionist Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone who loves impeccable timing? Our collection for timing perfectionists blends humor and elegance, ideal for those who craft their schedule with care. Whether they’re punctuality champions or simply appreciate the art of timing, these items add a witty touch to their well-organized world.
"We asked you to arrive fifteen minutes early, not seventeen minutes early."
When pedants take a break.
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
Bullseye!
Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.
'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head
'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'
'Am I the first one here?'
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'
'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'
'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
A tailor measuring a jacket.
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
"Page 33, line 4..."
Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.
Track runner running out of track
"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."
'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
Valentine's Day
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
A man working on a model airplane
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'
"I bet I'm the first one here."
'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'
Man running after a watch.
'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'
Timing Perfectionist Gifts Collection
Timing Perfectionist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for timing perfectionists—perfect for those who love their coffee and punctuality in equal measure.
Timing Perfectionist Pillows
Discover our pillows for timing perfectionists—adding cozy wit and a refined sense of timing to any room.
Timing Perfectionist Prints
Browse our prints for timing perfectionists—artwork that captures the elegance and humor of perfect timing.
Timing Perfectionist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for timing perfectionists—styled to celebrate those who excel at perfect timing with a touch of humor.