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"Should we go to Target?"The one thing I've learned about investing is, timing is every. . . SMOOF!"
"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"
Worry tank
Bullseye!
"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."
'You've spelt 'C.V.' wrongly.'
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
'Am I the first one here?'
'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'
"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'
'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'
'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'
Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy
It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.
A tailor measuring a jacket.
When pedants take a break.
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
"I enjoy cooking my pets and my family."
"Page 33, line 4..."
Valentine's Day
Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.
"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."
'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'
"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."
"Nobody said it would be easy!"
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
'I thought for sure your perfect attendance record was coming to an end today, Stillwater.'
"I bet I'm the first one here."
Man running after a watch.
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