
New Belief Systems
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a timing technician? Our collection blends humor and craftsmanship, perfect for those who excel at keeping everything on schedule. From clever mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that appreciates their skill and dedication. Whether they work on intricate devices or coordinate complex events, our products are designed to resonate with their passion for precision and creativity.
New Belief Systems
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
Bad times to sneeze
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'I'd say you're a little late...'
'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
'Safe!'
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
When pedants take a break.
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
Track runner running out of track
Valentine's Day
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!
'They no longer award retirees with a gold watch, so I got the time-clock!'
Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.
'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'
'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'
'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'
Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'
"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"
Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!
"The latest research has shown that our customers want more frequent communications from us."
Egg race.
Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.
Explore our collection of mugs designed for timing technicians, featuring clever slogans and intricate designs that celebrate their precision and skill.
Discover pillows with humorous and creative designs perfect for timing enthusiasts—adding personality to their home or office.
Browse our art prints that showcase the beauty of timing and mechanics—ideal for inspiring any timing technician’s workspace.
Check out our range of t-shirts that capture the spirit of timing technicians—witty, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.