
Egg race.
Looking for a gift that honors timing? Whether they’re a punctual perfectionist or just love moments that matter, our collection features thoughtful, playful items that capture the essence of perfect timing. Find the ideal present that celebrates being on time, timing life’s moments, or simply appreciating the right timing in every aspect of life. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who value punctuality or who are always fashionably on time.
Egg race.
Psychiatry. Oops, it 3:17, time for me to switch chairs!
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
'At the tone, the time will be 11:30.'
'There but for .007 of a second go I.'
'Safe!'
"Timing is important in investing."
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
"You keep impeccable time."
Bad times to sneeze
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'I'd say you're a little late...'
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."
"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.
"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."
When pedants take a break.
1986 is my year
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
Time Passes...For Meaning.
'Time? Time's relative.'
The march of time, "Have you noticed how all the umpires seem to be getting younger"
The passage of time.
New Belief Systems
"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"
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