"What time is it?"
Timing Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for a timing seeker who thrives on precision and punctuality? Our collection celebrates this creative trait with witty and charming products that capture the essence of being perfectly timed or thoughtfully late. Whether it’s a joke mug, a fun t-shirt, or a clever print, these gifts make the perfect nod to their appreciation of good timing. Find something that resonates with their love of order or their delightful spontaneity, and give a gift that truly matches their rhythm.
"Too crowded. Let's go."
Ancient Racing
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Bob's Driving School.
The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'
'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'
"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."
A caterpillar is rowing itself along
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
Computer Controlled Car
'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....
Modern camping
"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."
'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'
'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'
Cow outboard engine
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'
'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."
'Safe!'
Slipstream
'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'
"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."
Pamplona 500
"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"
"What an amazing view!"
Pedalo Racer
"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"
Timing Seeker Gifts Collection
Timing Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the importance of good timing, perfect for anyone who loves a clever and timely joke.
Timing Seeker Pillows
Browse pillows that add humor and charm to the living space of any timing enthusiast or spontaneous spirit.
Timing Seeker Prints
See our prints that capture the delight of perfect timing with humorous and artistic designs to brighten any room.
Timing Seeker T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts featuring witty takes on timing and punctuality, ideal for the creatively punctual.