
Track runner running out of track
Searching for a gift for someone who’s a true timing master? Celebrate their perfect sense of timing with witty and thoughtfully designed items. From mugs to prints, find the ideal quirky gift that honors their punctuality and creative flair.
Track runner running out of track
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Bad times to sneeze
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.
'I'd say you're a little late...'
Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.
'Safe!'
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
When pedants take a break.
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'
'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'
'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'
'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
Valentine's Day
New Belief Systems
'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'
"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'
"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"
Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'
'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'
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