Time Master Gifts

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his ***** dates at this ***** stage which fits in with the 'Management change' consultant who said....'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Monday around 9PM.

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Bad times to sneeze

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I'll do half of it.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'