Time Master Gifts

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his ***** dates at this ***** stage which fits in with the 'Management change' consultant who said....'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Monday around 9PM.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Bad times to sneeze

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"You're late."

Workaholics anonymous open all day every day.

'I'll do half of it.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

'Of course, honey, we'll talk - I think I can spare 120 anytime minutes for you today.'

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'He just got in. Better give him a chance to catch his bearings.'

'Jones, I have asked this officer to arrest you on the grounds that you are a serial time killer.'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Leap years aren't so bad, on average I get to see him an extra 23.61 seconds a day."