"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
Timing Maestro Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for someone who is a timing maestro? Whether they’re always on schedule or just love capturing moments, our collection of creative and witty products will delight and inspire. From stylish prints to functional accessories, find a gift that speaks to their precise, artistic soul and sense of humor.
Bad times to sneeze
'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
A Day In The Kitchen
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
Businessman wearing many hats.
Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back
"I see the downsizing continues."
Creative entrepreneur at work
'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
"Streaming"
"Most people forget they've had amnesia."
"I'm right here. Focused!"
'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'
"Hello?"
"Speed reader...?"
'I'd say you're a little late...'
"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."
Business Vacation.
Study more to pass more tests.
One Thing / Another
Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."
Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'
'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'
"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"
Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate
'Safe!'
'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'
"I don't perform well under pressure."
Timing Maestro Gifts Collection
Timing Maestro Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for the timing maestro, blending wit and style to brighten their mornings.
Timing Maestro Pillows
Find comfort and humor in pillows designed for the creative maestro—add personality and wit to their living space.
Timing Maestro Prints
Explore prints that showcase the cleverness of the timing maestro—bring inspiration and fun into their home or office.
Timing Maestro T-Shirts
Browse our collection of t-shirts celebrating creativity and timing mastery—perfect for casual outings or relaxed days.