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"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Bad times to sneeze

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Streaming"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Hello?"

"Speed reader...?"

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Business Vacation.

Study more to pass more tests.

One Thing / Another

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'Safe!'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"I don't perform well under pressure."