
"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"
Find a t-shirt that celebrates the playful spirit of the timing jester. Witty, creative, and sure to get laughs, these shirts are ideal for anyone who loves humor with perfect timing.
"I'm confused. Is this a late lunch or is it early dinner?"
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"You owe me five bucks."
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.
Women in a cross country race
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"I hate open-mike night."
Bad times to sneeze
Ski kicker.
Show Jumping Tantrums
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
'Safe!'
"I slept funny!"
"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."
Track runner running out of track
'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'
"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."
I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.
'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'
"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"
Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!
'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'
"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."
'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'
Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.
"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."
"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"
Medical advice for runners road signs.
'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'
Is it time for church already? I tolled you so!
Sat Nativ.
"Over, damn you, over!"
"Tomorrow night let's switch back to gin."
You know, doc, I exercise every morning. I'm always running late!
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