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"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Soccer kids texting

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

A bull which has seen red.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."