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Soccer kids texting

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I had to skip my workout."

Stressed over time management

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Took On Too Much

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

Stress

Monday around 9PM.

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'So, how long will this take?'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Quicksands of time

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"