Screen Time Jester Pillows

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Soccer kids texting

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

A bull which has seen red.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"