Screen Time Jokers Pillows

Texting Snowman

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Soccer kids texting

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Child hooking into a television

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."