"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Screen Time Sitcom Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring witty designs about screen time and sitcom marathons. Ideal for relaxing and adding a humorous touch to any lounge or sofa.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Digital Fomo!
Cellphone Islands
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Free Little Library
ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
A bull which has seen red.
STRIP Hambone: Computer addict
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
Funky Facts - UK kids.
How Staring Contests Change
"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"
RAISED BY PHONES
Screen Time Sitcom Pillows Collection
Screen Time Sitcom Mugs
Love mugs? Check out our collection of humorous sitcom-themed mugs perfect for coffee and tea breaks.
Screen Time Sitcom Prints
Decorate with humor using our vibrant prints inspired by favorite sitcoms and screen time humor.
Screen Time Sitcom T-Shirts
Looking for fun apparel? Browse our witty sitcom-inspired t-shirts to add humor to your wardrobe.