Screen Time Commentator Pillows

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Digital Fomo!

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Pundits

A bull which has seen red.

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."