"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Screen Time Commentator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time commentator who loves sharing their thoughts on every device? Our fun and cheeky products capture their tech-savvy spirit, perfect for added humor and personality. Whether they’re a digital enthusiast or a playful critic of screen time habits, find the ideal gift that speaks their language and makes their screen moments even more enjoyable.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Digital Fomo!
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Tunnel of TV
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."
Pundits
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY
A bull which has seen red.
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?
Funky Facts - UK kids.
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'
Screen Time Commentator Gifts Collection
Screen Time Commentator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to screen time commentators—perfect for their morning coffee or digital insights.
Screen Time Commentator Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for the screen time critic—snuggle up with humor and personality that matches their flair.
Screen Time Commentator Prints
Decorate with our playful prints celebrating tech talk and screen time—ideal for their favorite space or digital den.
Screen Time Commentator T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirt designs for the screen time enthusiast in your life—great for casual days and expressing their love for all things digital.