Screen Time Moderator Gifts

"This article says too much time on the web can cause depression, anxiety and more!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"No screen time means more scream time."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

RAISED BY PHONES

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."