
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I'm bored."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Digital Fomo!
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
'Shhh... It's babies app time.'
"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Tunnel of TV
"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."
"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."
'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
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'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"No screen time means more scream time."
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
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