Screen Time Managers Mugs

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I'm bored."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Tunnel of TV

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Children and technolohgy

Free Little Library

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.