Screen Time Debater Gifts

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Children's games and technology

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Childhood Screen Addict

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"