Screen Time Debater Pillows

"This primitive communication device is all that's left of what was once a thriving civilization."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Digital Fomo!

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Children's games and technology

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Childhood Screen Addict

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?