Screen Time Skeptics Pillows

"Our next competitors will attempt a reverse two and ah half somersaults in the pike position...while texting."

"What did people do before texting?"

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

Social networks and children

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Baby Screen Time

"You are still here."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Children's games and technology

A bull which has seen red.

Childhood Screen Addict

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Kids today

"You seem very remote."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"I've got an app for that."

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"