Screen Time Pioneers Pillows

'He took his first step.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Mac OS 20

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Technologies and distance classes

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You are still here."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."