Screen Time Pioneers Pillows

'He took his first step.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Technologies and distance classes

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."