Screen Time King Pillows

"Touch anywhere to begin."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Connected to Technology.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Technologies and distance classes

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You are still here."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."