Screen Time Spender Pillows

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Tunnel of TV

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Technologies and distance classes

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Soccer kids texting

Child hooking into a television

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."