"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"
Screen Time Spender Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle! Our humorous mugs for the screen time lover are perfect for anyone who lives for digital entertainment. Brighten mornings with a playful reminder of their screen time passion.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
Digital Fomo!
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
Technologies and distance classes
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Soccer kids texting
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
Screen Time Spender Mugs Collection
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