TV Time
Screen Time Indulgent Mugs
Start their day with a fun nod to their screen obsession—a mug that celebrates their digital indulgence, perfect for morning coffee or late-night snack breaks.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Digital Fomo!
I should probably get out more.
Cellphone Islands
Graduates on their phones
Baby Screen Time
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
Technologies and distance classes
Tunnel of TV
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Soccer kids texting
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
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