Screen Time Lovers Mugs

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Kwality Time

"Baby FOMO."

'I'm glad school's out for the summer. I'm much happier in my natural habitat.'

"No, he's not crying for his bottle. That's his, 'I want a new phone' cry."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Baby Screen Time

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Tunnel of TV

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Technologies and distance classes

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Child hooking into a television

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."