"Kids today... only care about latest technology."
Screen Time Fanatic Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with our screen time fanatic pillows, decorated with funny and relatable cartoons that bring comfort and humor to any room.
"What do you mean I'm not getting enough exercise? I'm playing a mobile game."
"Sorry chief, just updating my status."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
Cellphone Islands
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Baby Screen Time
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Technologies and distance classes
Tunnel of TV
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
Screen Time Fanatic Pillows Collection
Screen Time Fanatic Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs for screen time fanatics—perfect for their daily coffee break or as a humorous gift.
Screen Time Fanatic Prints
Browse our captivating prints that celebrate the screen enthusiast in style—ideal for decorating their favorite space with humor.
Screen Time Fanatic T-Shirts
Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts that share the love for screens and digital adventures—great for casual days and special occasions.