Screen Time Aficionado Pillows

'But I do exercise, Mom ... I surf the net!'

The Secretary of the Interior noted that American children spend a daily average of only four minutes outside.

"How long have you been watching a dog chasing his tail?"

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"I cashed in all my small TVs for it."

"Trapped in the tv..."

"It's wonderful how there are so many more devices to fall asleep in front of these days."

'Don't you love me anymore?' (TV about Computer)

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'

'You are being formatted to fit your screen.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

"He's an excellent multi-slacker."

"Of course I'm paying attention- I've pressed the mute button."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'There's nothing on.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Baby Screen Time

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Binge Watch

Technologies and distance classes

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."